Coffin Computer Chronicles Pt I

Posted on October 16, 2025

💀 A Haunted Workstation for the Living and the Dead

I wasn’t planning to build a workstation this year — definitely not one shaped like a coffin.

But this one… this one wouldn’t leave me alone.

Every idea. Every project. Every strange hum from the corner of the studio — it all pointed back here. To something that shouldn’t exist... but wanted to.

The guys at the shop have been calling it The Coffin — mostly as a joke. I didn’t correct them.

Now, no one jokes when it hums.

Sapele and steel, sure. But there’s something else running through it now — something that wasn’t in the plans.

It’s not finished yet. Tomorrow’s the final assembly. And maybe it’s better that way.

Carved from sapele.
Forged with silicon.
Bound by something stranger.

They call it the Coffin Computera haunted workstation for the living and the dead.

The hum is getting louder.
Stay close_

> Last note sent by Ben Tankersley